05.27.01 - I'm not afraid of dying, I just want to be there when it happens.
06.03.01 - If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
06.10.01 - Women are like parking spaces, the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
06.17.01 - Drive through ATM machines... with brail.
06.24.01 - Some people say that, "I wish I knew then what I knew now", I say, "I wish I knew now what I knew then."
07.01.01 - It looks like your gene pool could use some chlorine.
07.08.01 - Doritos are better with sour cream.
07.15.01 - Whoever invented mornings should be shot.
07.22.01 - Coke is better than Pepsi (Haha Shanna!)
07.29.01 - The greatest achievements made by a person will be the ones that they will never see.
08.05.01 - I'm not prejudice, everyone is an asshole.
08.12.01 - I would forget my head if it wasn't already up my ass.
08.19.01 - Diamonds are a girl's best friend, Cubic Zirconia is a guy's. (Thanx Kelly!)
08.26.01 - Is it coincidence that 'truck' and 'suck' rhyme?
09.02.01 - P&C was founded on stupidity. (Bill commenting on our work place.)
11.18.01 - I don't achieve perfection until my days off.
12.02.01 - People only turn their back when they don't want to listen anymore.
03.17.02 - Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
06.17.02 - If smiling is the second best thing to do with your lips, then kissing is the second best thing to do with your tongue.
06.24.02 - If I had a nickle for every time I thought about your mother, I would still be broke.
12.07.03 - The first step to knowing anything is understanding you know nothing at all.
01.04.04 - "He's 2 1/2 inches of raging fury!!!" - quoting Jen!!
